Slater Glacann Amach Volcom Fidsí Pro!

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We wrote the above headline Kelly Slater Wins 2013 Volcom Fiji Pro in another language to make a point: That despite Slater's huge win in Fiji today, the rest of the "common" world won't report it. We wrote the above headline Slater Glacann Amach Volcom Fidsí Pro! in Irish hoping an Irish newspaper would run it on the front page of tomorrow's paper. But chances are they won't see it. We wrote headlines in Arabic, Russian, German, Afrikaans, Japanese … in hopes that these big newspapers of the world will step up and get a clue as to what's really happening in the world of surfing and might give credit where credit is due! Slater won the 2013 Volcom Fiji Pro, took over the ASP world title ratings lead, and darnit, they better recognize! But they won't …. Imagine if they did. See below.

NEWSPAPER HEADLINES FROM AROUND THE WORLD

Slater haal Volcom Fidji Pro! (The Afrikaan Freedom Press)

سلاتر يأخذ من VOLCOM فيجي برو! (The Arabian Examiner)

Սլեյթերը հանում Volcom Fiji Pro. (The Armenian Daily)

Слейтър вади Volcom Фиджи Pro! (Bulgarian Times)

斯莱特拿出Volcom的斐济临!(Hong Kong Times)

Mahigpit na manunuri Dadalhin Out Volcom Fiji Pro!! (Philippines Examiner)

Slater nimmt Volcom Fiji Pro! (German Press)

Slater pran soti Volcom Fidji Pro! (Haiti Daily Times)

スレーターはボルコムフィジープロを取り出し! (Japan Central News)

Slater Glacann Amach Volcom Fidsí Pro! (Ireland News Corp)

Slater tar ut Volcom Fiji Pro! (Norway Daily)

Слейтер принял решение о переводе Volcom Fiji Pro! (Russian People's Press)


Of course the best headlines are the lines Kelly was drawing on every wave he surfed. If you missed it, you truly did. But it lives forever online. For official results, photos, and the always epic heats on demand, go to www.VolcomFijiPro.com

Special thanks to Volcom for putting on another great event, and the ASP of course for making the Dream Tour possible. Today was dreamy no matter what side of the tube you were on.

Photo: Volcom Fiji Pro / Andrew Christie


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We wrote the above headline Kelly Slater Wins 2013 Volcom Fiji Pro in another language to make a point: That despite Slater's huge win in Fiji today, the rest of the "common" world won't report it. We wrote the above headline Slater Glacann Amach Volcom Fidsí Pro! in Irish hoping an Irish newspaper would run it on the front page of tomorrow's paper. But chances are they won't see it. We wrote headlines in Arabic, Russian, German, Afrikaans, Japanese … in hopes that these big newspapers of the world will step up and get a clue as to what's really happening in the world of surfing and might give credit where credit is due! Slater won the 2013 Volcom Fiji Pro, took over the ASP world title ratings lead, and darnit, they better recognize! But they won't …. Imagine if they did. See below.

NEWSPAPER HEADLINES FROM AROUND THE WORLD

Slater haal Volcom Fidji Pro! (The Afrikaan Freedom Press)

سلاتر يأخذ من VOLCOM فيجي برو! (The Arabian Examiner)

Սլեյթերը հանում Volcom Fiji Pro. (The Armenian Daily)

Слейтър вади Volcom Фиджи Pro! (Bulgarian Times)

斯莱特拿出Volcom的斐济临!(Hong Kong Times)

Mahigpit na manunuri Dadalhin Out Volcom Fiji Pro!! (Philippines Examiner)

Slater nimmt Volcom Fiji Pro! (German Press)

Slater pran soti Volcom Fidji Pro! (Haiti Daily Times)

スレーターはボルコムフィジープロを取り出し! (Japan Central News)

Slater Glacann Amach Volcom Fidsí Pro! (Ireland News Corp)

Slater tar ut Volcom Fiji Pro! (Norway Daily)

Слейтер принял решение о переводе Volcom Fiji Pro! (Russian People's Press)


Of course the best headlines are the lines Kelly was drawing on every wave he surfed. If you missed it, you truly did. But it lives forever online. For official results, photos, and the always epic heats on demand, go to www.VolcomFijiPro.com

Special thanks to Volcom for putting on another great event, and the ASP of course for making the Dream Tour possible. Today was dreamy no matter what side of the tube you were on.

Photo: Volcom Fiji Pro / Andrew Christie

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