A Message from Richie "Skeletor" Collins

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I am 45 years old. Half of my life is over. Every morning when I wake up it is hard to get out of bed. My body is in nothing but pain. I can hardly balance myself when I get out of bed to walk. My eyesight is getting worse and all my bones and joints already sound like a haunted house creaking and cracking when you walk through it…. I am not getting any better, it's just getting worse. I really hope GOD comes soon so I do not have to start wearing diapers in 15 years, like I did when I was born. Then again, hopefully - if GOD'S return is not for another 100 years - I won't have to wear diapers until I am 90 and pee through a tube.

Getting older really SUCKS. The only great thing about getting older is spending time with my wife and watching my children grow up. So far we have been doing a good job with the kids, but it's not over yet. For all my friends who believe in GOD and HIS SON JESUS CHRIST and the HOLY SPIRIT, times are tough. We have to pray-something I am guilty for not doing, so I am sorry for that.

Until next time, have a great day. Time to go play golf. BOOOOOOOYAAAAH!


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I am 45 years old. Half of my life is over. Every morning when I wake up it is hard to get out of bed. My body is in nothing but pain. I can hardly balance myself when I get out of bed to walk. My eyesight is getting worse and all my bones and joints already sound like a haunted house creaking and cracking when you walk through it…. I am not getting any better, it's just getting worse. I really hope GOD comes soon so I do not have to start wearing diapers in 15 years, like I did when I was born. Then again, hopefully - if GOD'S return is not for another 100 years - I won't have to wear diapers until I am 90 and pee through a tube.

Getting older really SUCKS. The only great thing about getting older is spending time with my wife and watching my children grow up. So far we have been doing a good job with the kids, but it's not over yet. For all my friends who believe in GOD and HIS SON JESUS CHRIST and the HOLY SPIRIT, times are tough. We have to pray-something I am guilty for not doing, so I am sorry for that.

Until next time, have a great day. Time to go play golf. BOOOOOOOYAAAAH!

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